Blogmas Day 10!
I cannot believe Christmas is only 15 days away, how exciting! No Christmas is complete without some terrible cracker jokes so I thought why not compile a list of the best worst jokes around. I would just like to add that I am laughing so much whilst writing these jokes out. They’re so bad that they’re good. 
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.
What’s a specimen?
An Italian astronaut.
What do you call a man with a pole through his leg?
Rodney.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! (I think this is the worst one yet)
What is your favourite terrible Christmas joke?
Saint Nickel-less is kinda funny, but the rest are questionable. I did snicker a couple of times however.
No, I don’t have any un-funny Christmas jokes to share, mainly because my memory for jokes in general is terrible. I know I’ll write Nickel-less down. Interestingly enough, I resonate with this one. That’s a story though, not a joke!
LikeLike