Blogmas Day 10!
I cannot believe Christmas is only 15 days away, how exciting! No Christmas is complete without some terrible cracker jokes so I thought why not compile a list of the best worst jokes around. I would just like to add that I am laughing so much whilst writing these jokes out. They’re so bad that they’re good.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
What’s a specimen?
An Italian astronaut.
What do you call a man with a pole through his leg?
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! (I think this is the worst one yet)
What is your favourite terrible Christmas joke?